One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

& m0 X* f4 T9 i/ x2 V, r[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

. U* z) M$ G+ j( U# d[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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& a) |, ~8 @, A) l* l5 E[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

3 K4 U2 r3 v4 |0 y/ f; d! {[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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/ v' a) k! I/ n/ ]( h& Z* Q[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

+ _1 S. X/ K- X9 A& q5 J[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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1 j2 D7 a# E2 j' P[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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3 q1 P% O  M1 U  k- b2 o* _[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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$ c$ U- ]+ E( h+ M+ Z8 k[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
* v. \! [7 K& E- e' ]' M" GMan : Will it help ?
7 r1 x" @" J0 z/ a1 D. U8 p2 D( UDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

) L/ A$ a3 I. b( B8 F6 k5 O[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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% y7 m% ?- x1 W2 r( S  p( @, U6 z/ d[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
% Z/ L7 X1 ^0 W9 e3 C6 U7 c$ T2 VIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

7 A8 S) b+ K: i! ?. O[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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