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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

0 _/ W; h! k* ~$ J[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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. }5 Z, z& ?1 x[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

% C: f" v, u% x: c6 q. f( G, a[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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- T4 R% O1 q6 ~% ][12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

8 Q4 x2 i$ F1 s9 u4 L5 X6 [. J[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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# x, s* z' U2 [  m[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

2 [8 }/ n, h8 g. h" ][18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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! X! h4 a0 m4 }! l# v. W[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
9 v6 p5 N  @. E# ZDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

8 q6 \; ^& w, l/ _2 r8 P/ M7 {[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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) b* _( p4 f2 T3 _8 o[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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4 v/ s4 H, m1 x; g& M8 g$ i[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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