One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

4 x3 M  `3 ~* x' K, }[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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4 I/ r7 }! Z% S2 d/ ]' \[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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# f) e6 |) `+ e& A/ D' x( Y: q5 T[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

( P6 |: ]3 }+ t9 r# {; ~[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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% K6 t7 Y' E. q& k+ S3 K[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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# `# q$ x/ N6 E6 L[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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- K( V' _% P7 A3 E5 E2 a[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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0 U. f0 \# L! \2 B6 q[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

* j  i- {' }# D3 j% T[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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; c$ G6 ~+ j* i/ b6 v[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
5 Q6 @5 A8 ^. G. m1 cMan : Will it help ?
, r5 t  z' X) {9 ^$ l- m0 VDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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) `2 x  b: D; g% ^4 E7 p[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
% t% n% @; j5 \* w% L7 L+ x6 ~Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
  u% S- _  f1 w' w+ ]It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

  [7 k  ~' N1 t' i9 Q# \! L& Y' \[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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+ m+ e. r6 k# r* _- F[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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