One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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* M. O' r' o( J( J+ n4 t[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

% B+ ?% g" D$ M/ c7 s5 q6 ]" X[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

( L* y7 J4 x# i! D: o* ^- _* r9 \; b[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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& K8 ~. W' I( |" L2 I[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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! {# e5 ]. z( M4 N& x: O[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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* v! d: A0 i. V, J" Z2 U[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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0 U9 ]0 {4 R+ o. D[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

+ m# W5 N( Z3 n8 ][17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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4 M5 {1 m# v. U* U[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
9 \& r: k% R6 f) |+ e4 rMan : Will it help ?
2 i7 l' j4 p, U5 ODr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

6 N- [  f# ^7 u9 X[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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