Subject: The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition

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The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the
following words.

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*Divorce:
2 D1 o2 N! m7 q6 E+ X*Future tense of marriage*
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Cigarette:
. M7 R' g! B) T, ^) S4 r0 I7 ^*A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
2 g) T/ K) m( p' Zat one end and a fool on the other. *
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Lecture:
% C  i2 K, b1 V: w( e* r*An art of transferring information from the
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students without passing through the minds
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( I+ M2 L2 m4 F- {! E% Z' WCompromise:
. p, }1 X4 ^1 p, @: f7 n4 u*The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
8 I& w3 R" e- G( U; A/ N. Oeverybody believes he got the biggest piece.*

+ M+ x! L0 ~6 e/ c  Y7 s" DTears:
*The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
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Dictionary:
*A place where success comes before work.*
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Conference Room:
3 f- r2 s. {6 {' C- [*A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
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2 w1 U: T5 Q  C% t6 u- G7 AClassic:
" a1 e" ]/ k4 |* x$ M*A book which people praise, but do not read.*

* ~! e" P/ X( T0 y# {6 y2 VSmile:
8 E; z/ d% d* I$ i3 [& y*A curve that can set a lot of things straight.*
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6 z" n4 A. ]0 P; L; I! o8 z3 L7 h  Z+ oOffice:
*A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
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*The only time some married men ever get to open their
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9 b5 \& X8 W9 G9 EEtc:
*A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.*

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5 q0 K. A8 e( s3 P* LCommittee:
*Individuals who can do nothing individually and
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Experience:
*The name men give to their mistakes.*
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+ K- V1 n7 M3 d, |; YAtom Bomb:
# O% i+ @6 u5 z2 J/ n*An invention to end all inventions.*
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Philosopher:
0 i% F3 e3 |" A  E" o0 V*A fool who torments himself during life, to be
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" T. r5 _+ u9 V( YDiplomat:
*A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
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Opportunist:
*A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.*
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1 O: w$ T9 ^" o  f' i4 @  m) uOptimist:
*A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway 'See I am not injured yet!!' *

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3 f4 V, B  q7 O( Y2 A8 }Miser:
*A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.*
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Father:
*A banker provided by nature.*
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- Y" E5 u# ^1 t; b! SCriminal:
*A guy no different from the rest...except that he got
caught.*

% [4 \9 I0 A+ u' W+ rPolitician:
*One who shakes your hand before elections and your
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1 V( H4 r3 W+ c: PDoctor:
% V0 B6 k/ \  F' c2 f*A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills
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Boss:
" B8 u: v1 D% ~*Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.*

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