Subject: The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition

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The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the
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2 R/ K- C0 @+ l! A) W& u. g*Divorce:
  m$ a- q1 |2 f  h( G*Future tense of marriage*
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Cigarette:
*A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
2 q3 N( W# A  Z3 b' H7 J% W4 kat one end and a fool on the other. *
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/ g4 z( a2 {& y7 JLecture:
2 V- x( f$ i  L7 p- h% U+ t* w*An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the
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Compromise:
*The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.*
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Tears:
* Z) i. N, n! p) S) E1 f8 R*The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
is defeated by feminine water power.*

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$ E$ i3 Q5 P6 _  i/ u*A place where success comes before work.*

' |  @- a; s! i: f$ s5 SConference Room:
# h: y' k0 y! y$ K" [, S*A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.*
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  O( r' s0 x. _. H* M3 yClassic:
0 v1 Y# d& L5 E0 c+ O% v' s# y* w*A book which people praise, but do not read.*

Smile:
2 A! n# w% M' v*A curve that can set a lot of things straight.*
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  i- g+ N0 w% p; A/ z' U# Q2 v* TOffice:
*A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.*
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$ t+ G# |8 D8 n6 k0 nYawn:
*The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.*


Etc:
*A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.*
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Committee:
*Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.*
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; O& s7 i6 b7 R0 E* A( fExperience:
  ?$ i0 R# C* g. O% i& m*The name men give to their mistakes.*

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Atom Bomb:
% y3 ?- t* e0 A1 o3 j*An invention to end all inventions.*

4 _% |9 j+ g/ Q: i: V5 N2 vPhilosopher:
4 P& o+ h7 k; g% S*A fool who torments himself during life, to be
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* O0 l1 M! D/ F. }7 O# dDiplomat:
*A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.*

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: E- J% c/ u8 _Opportunist:
*A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.*
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Optimist:
*A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway 'See I am not injured yet!!' *


Miser:
*A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.*
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Father:
. {$ \& a' T& j+ v4 _! G*A banker provided by nature.*


Criminal:
*A guy no different from the rest...except that he got
caught.*
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% c; d! B2 c% ~Politician:
% B! S# M! ?# ]( e*One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.*


/ j, n; O% J! v3 X6 X* ?Doctor:
! K( {8 j5 ^( M# q7 Y) C. j4 V8 h( A! r*A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills
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Boss:
*Someone who is early when you are late and late
- j+ p; S6 ~7 n  x4 H( qwhen you are early.*

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