Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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You ask me, me ask who?
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8 B% f+ Q5 k: i: W' AGood good learning day day up

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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
6 N9 w. C* j" i+ a1 q/ O! n童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
* k. P6 {, Q; h  k- T- k7 e4 ]( f红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
4 G8 y4 p$ I, C: D5 h猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
+ O) `$ ^! f4 k$ Z7 E* I) W+ O给你补充2个:D :D :D
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xiexie!!
$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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4 H# Y; D# q7 n4 J0 yone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
6 j0 l* r2 u7 ?5 R奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

$汗$ $汗$