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:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D 0 K; W4 p% p$ Y* U+ D. q8 r
" }( k, z# q/ L" t+ C7 F* L$ xA young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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. b$ l0 Z( ?: e" uThe old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."6 w% r6 O; |, J5 t% R
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The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.". }* `) |, E/ F% X1 U* U
* N3 _, @& P: {' b% C8 }The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D :cool: :cool:7 u( y" \ p! X( H
, ]+ U, ?! s5 {[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ] |
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