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发表于 2011-2-25 21:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?5 Q2 Z0 {8 W  c2 `% Y
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Because it makes fat fact!4 G. ^- n! b; L  Z1 {

' M  E2 {* q( @. K% h* C2.Why is the letter E so important?- G' _$ Q/ S7 N3 `7 C
Because it’s the begining of everything!
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?' S& }6 N% e- I
Because there is love between them!' w6 N' ]4 M' ?# Q2 K- l

. i' J3 T; J2 p0 z/ M! K9 y" t4.What letter is an animal ?! G2 y. j5 k  O" m  a) A
It’s the letter B% D& h$ Z; |& z  B- i0 E

, M: b: X$ W4 _! A5.What letter is a question?7 z( i7 n6 B( t$ b3 Q# F
It’s the letter Y3 R: a6 X- R3 d  X
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?1 q( m2 N' S+ C$ O8 {4 k
Because it’s in the midst of fun!" w- T$ Y7 U, w

$ S* N) A+ H) s* Q+ u7.How do you feel today?3 @9 z. \4 G# l8 p
With my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
8 ~+ X/ I) k% `+ |  w# o; n- tTake a longer rope and compare with it!
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?. D$ Q* E$ `4 r. K! T! ~1 n1 ^
What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!: m, A$ j+ j/ [
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
! [. @* ]* H( n8 ]( U: |4 JHe didn’t cheat!; u6 u5 C5 j- W8 x" S$ N2 C

  C0 e1 w! p, M11.What does everybody do at the same time?
* E  W0 e/ W2 U6 E& y: B3 EGrow old!
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The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
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! `2 N7 F" C) T# t5 f0 ?12.What resembles half a pie?+ K7 R1 @+ o# r4 P$ P; x) G" }. Q1 p
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
7 [: O; H& b- S9 M! N14.When do people have two mouth?
# I" v  j; E7 ~15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
; O+ k( {2 u# {( g16.How many sides does a circle have?
8 f+ B% {# {' u1 m: l! j3 c& x17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?9 v8 L* |0 z( z& [$ m. O, h( d7 ~
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?1 |0 m; g) m+ d
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?& E' J0 A. y2 v, Y; _
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?! @- R) e7 R5 G  J7 W
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?% X7 g- D7 P( M# P0 }) C
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
; A$ W4 Z- V# a5 G* E$ k) c23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
$ G' P" _, {2 C7 y, U* h8 C24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
! j% l( H1 d# R  y. Z/ S25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
5 J, O. p9 M: E5 G4 W$ d% f26.Which month has 28 days?: t, v: q: y7 `* \" {3 v7 ~- Z
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?) k$ C6 z8 q4 P2 |- b/ R5 ?
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?9 _( X, A9 G; x8 @# B: n5 O
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
" V, `. ~) b  t% F5 k' T30.Why do giraffes have long neck?6 f0 Z7 \+ W5 _# t% D) F; D( j6 c
31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?6 X8 ~  m! w, }
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?/ n* h* w; w* ?+ l9 Z. c+ Z9 W( B
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?5 W- R6 k6 Q' n. c
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
0 `% O: A: \! D9 D  Q* \3 O" ^35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?" `6 O7 q9 g3 [1 U# D& E. [* S$ ~
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
8 \" p3 E/ U) \37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
1 [* m- d( ^' C$ x- t38.With which hand do you write?
3 H: j2 P4 }/ [. G39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
9 F: @" _- b, {  yAnswers:
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" J8 j. X6 X5 L0 u; l/ [$ X2.Because it’s the begining of everything!0 o4 L1 n; s1 I8 R4 v1 S
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3 N1 B3 Z, ]7 V+ }8 V12. The other half!& @' N5 g2 N! P& t' G3 I. }' c* _
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人% m! y) F/ a# `
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
; ]  m8 ?8 {! Y8 h2 e; g15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!' C1 @3 i% k- S8 F9 ?: @0 `) A
16. Two. The inside and the outside!
; q' \0 q( K! m; ~5 w$ C17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!0 s8 Y8 j2 m  Q7 D  d# K) w  ]
18. Sleep at night!
9 H' M2 v% Y# U1 b! l9 @19. At the bottom!4 d4 z0 \  O% l; K( x; H( z- ?
20. Wet!& m$ l, H9 v0 t# G5 E; t
21. Nine!
1 ~2 v$ W& c! G22. They planted peech trees!: ~" ?6 Q  ?; y0 g4 m/ N! [( d! y' s
23. He walked in the other direction!- K5 Q: [: I" R* V# t7 L  E4 w: e; T
24. Snowflakes!9 J* ~. q/ a( i
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
) L5 o* z) V  p: k* U3 [' `! p26. Every month has at least 28 days!
' L9 Z2 P# {3 l, H: D% n. v4 k27. One’s appetite!
' N8 t6 j/ _# d* Q3 ?# V7 q' K; K28.From a hen!
( z& X+ i  R) M& ]0 M9 }29. He fell off the last step!7 b+ |' R5 G* K$ P) H* t
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
* w3 `1 y; A0 g# S5 Q3 n31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
5 S' m2 c+ a# ~) R8 y32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
- a+ T/ N6 q" j* i33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
0 [  r- M& N* S7 c# N4 x& [4 w/ D7 a34.Washinton,D.C.!1 Q4 S9 b% ^$ B
35. The police officer was a lady!
2 y9 u, w" D+ ]  O$ h36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
) L- m  f8 s0 D9 }9 ^37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!; d! s6 k5 h4 x
38. Neither.I use a pen!( }7 _9 A3 L% n: U! F8 X
39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 02:46 | 显示全部楼层
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