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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
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/ Z2 C& [' j; p% |9 [/ S! E7 zBecause it makes fat fact!
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2.Why is the letter E so important?
# P% y& c4 p5 p. @Because it’s the begining of everything!
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?. k& s! @. j% Q
Because there is love between them!% i0 g: ^* R: o6 [
2 w/ Z( @) N b; W" M3 ~2 P4.What letter is an animal ?
& T0 |+ O9 c. [9 BIt’s the letter B* X; i/ T: K: |0 J4 A" y6 Y5 d
4 t; ]1 U3 D3 T5 ^# a5.What letter is a question?: p% V3 l8 g# v' t3 s2 @% N
It’s the letter Y
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& x G) u" ?, \5 J6.Why is U the jolliest letter?" N) h, @! h6 a' {* n8 O
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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3 x2 J3 X& ?3 v! e9 |$ k: y3 D7.How do you feel today? z7 b( C1 P7 }7 q1 ?
With my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
. o4 V! W/ c$ R0 ?; S( uTake a longer rope and compare with it!# |9 i+ e, m' O! g* V: d
: d2 Y* L9 g/ `3 ]- O+ M9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
) N/ E3 y" ]/ w( C/ S. p. O What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!; i* }) q2 K- m) r+ \! c; ~+ d
. ~* u3 T' h+ `3 H10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?. c0 N, \( g. ~( Q) P7 N
He didn’t cheat!
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# L, [: }: l+ H7 r0 ]/ D11.What does everybody do at the same time?
w3 f% R$ y2 N4 AGrow old!
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The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
" V3 ?7 g" ~5 q9 V/ Nat the end!!!
" Z3 `# _6 S" e8 G$ s4 W12.What resembles half a pie?
$ J6 I6 ^, W1 W13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?( K1 h# O; U, x% E0 A6 D
14.When do people have two mouth?
% W! u( D b$ O3 f( K$ K' c; b15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
; p7 B3 U3 Y; ~8 w; W( }# N6 L- |16.How many sides does a circle have?
: |! H/ a1 B$ `' o% `$ h17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?. W8 u' K0 Z+ S1 X4 s8 ] }
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
1 I. h( K; l% X19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
4 ^9 j; N% M4 v: a20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?+ ~! h$ E! }! y( |; s/ g
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?$ u0 P. W7 I0 o7 b5 ^
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
7 {' S0 W' ? v3 s23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
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# K& T3 q: x% {25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?1 B. J7 o9 S; t, ]5 G
26.Which month has 28 days?
; P* g1 `$ v0 i27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?" d+ q4 v1 |, ~$ n, _
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
: E1 K$ v3 ?( ~' h0 E# Y9 |: f29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
! J5 @, M* L! ^8 ]7 D/ a, j; j30.Why do giraffes have long neck?+ ^. y9 d1 R3 h0 x9 C7 Q
31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?) x3 r$ k( U6 l- }: J1 r1 a( F8 `2 f
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?
5 a. q) \1 }, a6 Q$ _5 p33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?
. d! Y8 s# v! ~2 s$ M34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?5 x1 U. }" M! Q3 n, Y
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
{6 v) v8 o# ]+ I+ z, F36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
+ Y) G& J8 }0 e- ?" Y9 o2 E37.How do you know policemen are strong ?! z9 S* w: l. r! n4 S
38.With which hand do you write?: y) l+ O! \! M" J1 B* S$ v; _" v
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?% R! V; e. l' M) n% q. I# `
Answers:
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" P/ L( ~2 B5 |1 u2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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3 ^6 i/ w* F0 q12. The other half!
" ~9 X) q9 f8 R# m# [) m6 y( C( G13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
# |# H9 [7 l, I14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!; B7 Z7 Z+ ] O# X
15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
e# S/ O9 ~ k' G! n! h16. Two. The inside and the outside!* e, a9 R$ ?9 y. ]
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!* D9 u, E2 s+ K, L5 X
18. Sleep at night! r: O4 c1 |. B1 \
19. At the bottom!
% E+ w) [$ m# \' R# E& ^20. Wet!
8 i. I( { F. c21. Nine!# D+ _% ^; Z4 ]; g" k) H: t
22. They planted peech trees!+ J- V* V* C- U4 J
23. He walked in the other direction!/ ^0 h) ]6 k9 ?# t
24. Snowflakes!
& }4 h7 s. r( B# j. `/ {25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
) O5 o; s3 K5 B B- x26. Every month has at least 28 days!
$ `0 i1 C3 F7 K27. One’s appetite!
. D1 t9 \: K$ `, T28.From a hen!9 N, a/ I, X% ^" O: _! ?
29. He fell off the last step!2 R/ p% G( C) t, S
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!6 G- l* Z9 `" i8 z7 \; i' P
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
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9 x. l% ]& }" g. E33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!) X1 V, p4 h; I5 d9 c: o
34.Washinton,D.C.!; b0 L0 g( `1 `8 J2 a3 i
35. The police officer was a lady!
, p; I5 D$ }% x/ T) y/ y3 S36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.- s2 W& x, F+ ~8 v
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
* g! n* W+ Y! e$ n/ ~! l3 m38. Neither.I use a pen!8 ?& |9 |. R* n% ` F
39.Borrow the book from library. |
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