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Two birls
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

/ D- y2 N  n0 D2 V7 H/ tStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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  k$ r. I$ {( L7 ~- PTeacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.


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% z: o7 W6 @) s1 J$ D- c) vA physics Examination

' @: X2 V  r  y+ h9 e2 JOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

! Q1 i7 e$ U( Y+ A7 AThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

% o7 c- T; }8 MNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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