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% @' Y( @/ n" [  l. NTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

; K- {" R; {6 z5 O7 GStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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( A$ W2 X$ t( ~/ ^" i8 q7 DA physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

# H2 e9 Z% t8 E, U. INick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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