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GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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发表于 2008-7-4 16:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
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(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life... % t* J( j7 {" S' ]0 r) U) G
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 2 E' B* [) j$ X  N
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As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... , U1 x( p* n2 d0 B
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me. ' S2 u7 p8 F  n8 L% z; s
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
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(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. / l3 M; k7 B& L; z$ {, B

- L' ~. C* a" UCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
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(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
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(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 7 i3 m" B& u2 j8 e4 N, H( e% J; N

; `! A8 d" W$ |! I) C+ JLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
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(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking 6 }/ _) o0 V! F* e' T; E

9 q( P) N4 U7 b; Q$ }& Y4 GThank you for being part of my life.....
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(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! ) S. h$ H  L1 i7 @' }, ^

( p4 n1 y: q% R, r& A# mCongratulations on your wedding day! 8 m% p  }8 `# f# M/ K; j
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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Hooray..... + T6 r/ X4 K; n
(Inside card) - You're divorced. ) Q* T7 F( A% o6 j0 U+ L
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... 7 A9 X/ J# \0 {
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived. 5 I# T1 a) r& U( U' ^+ L3 Q

. }8 V: @3 O8 }, Z3 `6 T# I8 `! fCongrats on getting married...
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(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. # X. j: }5 a0 }: K2 r! _, p% r
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Someday I hope to marry...
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(inside card) - Someone other than you. . s, [2 S  w# L8 E% ^; Q- n
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We have been friends for a very long time...
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(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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$ l. {6 A* J+ E, s0 KAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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; m8 |9 T# R+ U  Y* [- B9 nYour friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... $ ]9 z; F  T* ?1 T6 s- U
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me... % |' C6 b" [! D6 f( u0 y
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise." |& K) ^# J' \; {

7 k7 h3 g  N( T; W- uLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... 8 u. w% m; V2 \3 Y6 T4 t
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!9 D5 V9 C; ]! b  S( j
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