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GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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发表于 2008-7-4 17:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
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(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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2 N# [& ~* T- i/ b/ B0 s( t( v' tI must admit, you brought religion into my life... ( V+ O5 k8 p0 C% ~3 S
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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7 q" c! |* E7 f  o3 DAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
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(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me. ; r" o6 o) s# O: Q

/ e/ i3 r+ ?5 h9 m  r1 R# [) A, C2 V! YCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... * F/ A. N' k  R
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
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(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? + w1 `1 {; i% w% ?1 k, \. H
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... 9 K' v+ M, O' u+ k5 i8 p
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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. F' D4 b1 `* _Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... ) b7 ?2 I; m) W" ~! S% s9 R1 Z; m; J9 K* [
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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3 _. e$ B$ M$ e  ]4 iThank you for being part of my life.....   b3 X' L9 E6 h  a
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! ( s' w& V" F: E5 O' s

  ^# @1 n; z' m" KCongratulations on your wedding day! $ I4 M  s" m0 L! [
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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Hooray.....
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(Inside card) - You're divorced.
. S4 `) o+ t# k! g9 wI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
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(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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Congrats on getting married... ; C. s5 ?: n4 Z. G' @) X
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. ) z, m6 W- }1 ?8 Y% f

, ]1 L6 Q% ~) Z; ]& d* q: D+ xSomeday I hope to marry...
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(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time... $ m+ J9 G5 I1 X' F9 Y# F6 ^: g$ \
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:& t7 v8 t; l# r8 P3 K5 Z# `; d+ J, |

& Z/ F& K+ p5 c4 ]3 @Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... & P! S/ R8 Z% E; v: ]0 V0 Y! z
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.7 _" G1 x9 ~8 A
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me... % A/ O. _0 b6 r0 y  \: Z% Y8 R
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.7 X2 C2 G/ Y) B1 F

) X+ _/ i' K% t, B' t! eLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:: T8 _2 ~( D, ?1 M

1 J" k! X4 k$ X' bHappy Birthday! You look great for your age.... 7 ~6 ?1 W" t* d' ]) n
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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