ZT-------- 丈夫商店 / Husband store

Awa

现在来看看开女人的玩笑:

Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!



:P

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-24 13:10 编辑 ]

tweete

:D :D :D

littledoll

there was another version....the original one was writen for men

Awa

原帖由 littledoll 于 2007-10-24 13:11 发表
there was another version....the original one was writen for men

Really?
That's interesting, I'm curious, could you forward it here?

坏习惯

:) :) :)

polarbear88

I heard, a smart housewife would make her husband as the 5th floor..
is it true?

Awa

原帖由 polarbear88 于 2007-10-24 14:43 发表
I heard, a smart housewife would make her husband as the 5th floor..
is it true?

I guess!
But the point is not every woman is able to stop at 5th floor.................